Yeah, well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

Oh shit, just realized what I can do with the fabric from those sneakers

After I cut them off, sew the backs (heels) back together with contrasting thread.

Crochet & line a bottom for where the sole/toe would be, using the excess material from the two tongues as lining.

Use the eyelets/laces for closure.

Voila.

SHOE PURSE.